That's right. You read it first in the New York Daily News. Last week they carried the front page with the words "Trump is Hitler".
And since the NYDN is a bastion of accurate reporting, that means that his daughter is here among us and going to shul every Shabbat with her husband, Orthodox Jew Jared Kushner. Copies of Mein Kampf are doubtless in the pews.
So Sieg Heil and viele danken to the New York Daily News for reporting this. Truth is stranger than fiction. And the NYDN is stranger than ever. Beats the National Enquirer. Anyone seen Elvis? If you do, call the Daily News. They need some new news. You can find their reporters hovering above the earth in the UFOs.
Tune in next week: Trump is an alien. Thank you Mr Zuckermann for you exclusive.
